Parallel Universe

Jenny Lewis, you can do no wrong.

Life or Death

It's the end of the world as we know it.

And I, like everyone else, feel totally fine.

It's hard to think about the end of the world when you get new stirrup pants in the mail.

I can't help but assume that if the Rapture did occur, this is exactly what it would be like for the rest of us:

Thomas is making another movie.

Sometimes when people ask, I tell them about my boyfriend's four jobs, but sometimes I just say he's a filmmaker.

Lobsterfest!

Remember what happened at the Olive Garden?



Perhaps you, too, would like to enjoy the 700 calorie strawberry margarita that comes with its own Mardi Gras beads?

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