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Most of my time is spent looking at pictures of food on Instagram.

It's an ice cube.

Cat-Scan

Did I mention that we got a cat?

Paula the Drug Addict

Maybe she's born with it

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My friend! I have been very busy: --I worked a lot --I got very sick --I got a little bit better, --but then I got sick again --But then Erin found me these jeans that are SO TIGHT that they MUST have been made for a slutty pre-teen with an eating disorder, and I had to wear them everyday because, c'mon, liquid diet Skeletor bods don't last forever --And then I got better, relatively speaking --So we ordered matching corduroy leggings because, well, see above --The Austin newspaper wrote a story about what I do --AND THEN I opened a nail salon, Nails Y'all, in north Austin. PHEW! So like I said, I've been very busy. That said, most of my comics have been on fingertips. Do you want fingertip comics? nailsyall@gmail.com But I haven't forgotten about Jug Wine, I swear.

Your anger is a gift: Occupying Wall Street

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Dawg.

(Sidenote: GODDAMMIT, Meghann, when will you realize that textured soy protein is NEVER a good idea?? Eat a fucking hot dog.)

life lessons

The hotel in Mineral Wells:

Sooo...then fitness bootcamp doesn't cure Crohn's?

mixed messages

But it's okay because...

FACT: Scott Garred, nee Super XX Man, nee Silver Scooter, is vegan key lime pie for the ears and the heart.

EVIDENCE:

clock-watcher

Hey! Today was Hourly Comic Day.

Disclaimer: This happens to document one of the grumpiest, poutiest, crankiest days, for both me and my Flaming Hot Cheeto of an ileum. So I'm not saying I spend all of my days off quilting and watching Netflix in my pajamas, and I'm not saying I don't. But either way when I buy Girl Scout cookies I hide them for a reason.

It really seemed like a lot more burger than I remembered eating.

I'm eating rice porridge today.

Someone's health insurance coverage ran out today.

pins and needles

vegan review

It is SO COLD. There is nothing you need to do other than pile all of the blankets on top of you and watch every single episode of Pushing Daisies.

Truth be told, nine o'clock is pretty late.

good medicine

bellyaching

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