It's cool to leave the club kinda early cuz you gotta go to work.

Tonight I ate bottomless Olive Garden and someday I'll make a comic about it but right now there is nothing funny about it.


Bon Iver and Nicki Minaj made a present for you. Also, T.I. isn't going to shoot you, but he has a bow and arrow. And also, sometimes you can become the president, ladies, if you pay your bills on time.