Hope & Carey are getting married.

Trapped!

But I'm still not changing my name.

The refrigerator door is at maxiumum capacity.

This shit is fucked up. I have a sad feeling that people will think, Oh hey you know who would like this? and their answer is me but no, no I don't like it. I like baby animals doing things, and I like documentaries about Real Dolls and extended breastfeeding and Lil Wayne, and I really, really like cats in tiny boxes, but I do not like these videos.