Violet is a person.

Eh, I don't think it'll really be a problem until Violet goes viral.

Dogs are not human babies.

...and if dogs were human babies, they deserve everything that's coming to them if they bite someone.

Bringing Up Bebe

No Babies

Sondre Lerche - Countdown (Beyonce cover) by Pretty Much Amazing

A complexity of emotions (below).

Screaming is the BEST!(?)

Edit: If Nicki Minaj is "the female Weezy," then who's the male Nicki Minaj?

Entrapment

Good morning, I love you.

Oyster crackers cure just about anything.

What's a dualy, you ask?

Also, thanks to this, I am motivated. But to take another nap.

genetic counseling

puppy love

Nope, I just like Fudruckers.

life imitates Lifetime

Also, happy Cinco de Mayo! You are welcome for: tacos, Tecate, tequila, siestas, Selena, certain internet videos involving donkeys, chalupas, Chalula hot sauce, hot chocolate, zero, that orange/grape/lettuce you are eating, Frida Kahlo, Gael Garcia Bernal, and this kid...

babies who are ugly on the inside

I only want babies who can do this. And who are Mexican.

a precious little miracle

If you haven't watched an "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant" marathon, you need to rethink your priorities.