Assisted Living

Most of my time is spent looking at pictures of food on Instagram.

Sick Little Secret

To a lesser degree, I have a different lifestyle than Thomas because I'm from Houston. (Oh hello, Little Drake, amiright?)

Basic Life Skills

I'm not the only one who gets sad sometimes.

Home Alone

Thomas has been on vacation for less than 24 hours. Guess how many Christmas-themed Netflixes I've watched??



And in the same vein, how much did you enjoy Kate Bolick's cover story in the Atlantic?

Maybe it's time for lowered expectations.

Hairballz+

Sometimes things are just so HARD.

And also a water-stained color print-out of sloths.

How much Taco Cabana can $63 get me?

Longjohns are functional as well as fashionable.

Donn's Depot

happy birthday to me (at Possum Kingdom)

sexy dance:


Bridalplasty:


photo by Erin:

James Franco

Acting With James Franco Episode 1: "Sense Memory" from James Franco