Because if you can read, you might figure out what is inside all of those bottles.

Beauty school HATES when we read. Beauty school is REALLY going to hate this 760-page bohemoth that is coming with me tomorrow.

If you are under any sort of emotional distress, I would absolutely stop listening to this insightful and beautiful, albeit heartbreaking, interview with Maurice Sendak, author of Where the Wild Things Are, at 14:34. 18:04 on will SHATTER YOU. Terry Gross, how sad are you right now? JESUS.

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