(The answer you're looking for is mayonnaise and paraffin.)
Speaking of songs, I'm about to go on a week-long staycation-slash-bender absolutely stuffed to the goddamn gills with biking to live music, free beer, and complimentary pizza and tacos. IT IS SXSW!!!!!! I won't be posting comics. I will puking myself because of excitement overload and daytime drinking.