In January I brown-bagged it.
In February I hated hot yoga.
In March I went to a star party.
In April Thomas told the truth.
In May Thomas had kidney stones.
In June we were (still) underemployed.
In July we had rats.
In August I was a vegan.
In September I made friendship bracelets.
In October I washed my hair less.
In November I had 3X as many jobs as I do now.
In December I turned 28.