This is the 500th Jug Wine post ever!!!!! That is A LOT of comics. (Four years worth, in fact.) How should I celebrate? Oh, I know--sleepytime tea and this *really great new book* Rose got me for my birthday.
On a note totally unrelated to erotic fairy tale literature, I goofed and forgot to send in my table registration for STAPLE! Do you have a table? Half a table? Quarter of a table? I am charming company, and I will pay you for it.