Permanent Ink

Thanks, Michael Norris of Austin's Southside Tattoo.

Matching Track Suits

Hair

Crohn's Disease is Shitty, Part 4

Crohn's Disease is Shitty, Part 3

Things you can make with Ensure.

Crohn's Disease is Shitty, Part 2

Crohn's Disease is Shitty, Part 1

the 2nd best part about being a teacher

The 1st best part is summer vacation.

Unfortunately, all I have left are peanut M&Ms and Jolly Ranchers.

Yes, I have new comics. No, they are not online. The posting process requires aging*, like a fine Boones Farm wine. But here's this. Load your virtual Metrocard, and don't be deterred by the jiggling penis-toy (just like on the real New York subway!).


*a scanner

Shower Curtain

Hello, gentle friends.

Sincerest apologies for the long delay. It's been hard to post, on account of not having a scanner. Or internet. Or comics.

I have been hard, hard, hard at work with my Prismacolor markers, working on my big pet project. I'm aiming to finish before the next Leap Year. In the meantime, theeeeeese...

They won't return our phone calls.

suckers

Don't eat my special cookies.

Texocentric